While curled up on the couch together, my husband and I had the following conversation:

Me: Why is it called spooning?

Hubby: Probably because saying "I want to knife you" kills the mood.

My husband and I are adiment about not having children...at least for right now. We're mid 20s with a whole lot of beer with our names on it and we don't want a baby slowing down our liver killing. It's not that we hate kids, we're just realists. They're a lot of work and commitment and we're pretty damn lazy.
As of late I have been having some medical problems and finally got a call from the doc today stating that I have a bacteria...antibiotics, stat! So I told hubby that the doctor had called and after he asked what was wrong, I couldn't help but blurt out that I was pregnant. I might have well told him I had cancer. The look on his face, the panic in his voice...priceless. After calming his frazzled nerves with the truth, we started idlely chatting about babies:

Me: We do keep talking about kids, maybe that means we'll want to have them one day.

Hubby: Sugar, my friends and I talk about the HIV at work, that doesn't mean I want it.

Me: We've been playing the McDonald's Monopoly all week - entering the codes online and everything

Lisa: Yeah, Jake and I are doing that too. I told him I hope we win $100,000. But then I realized: Hell, I'd be happy with a free small fry.

When everything is going well in life, it's hard to be bitter and write posts that reflect that. I originally intended this blog to be solely for me to vent about stuff that drives me nuts, but I'm having fun now making it into both a way to vent and to inform people of great things (*see the "free chocolate" post and "screwing the man" post). As of late, my time has been spent creating a new blog - I'm up to five or some crazy thing like that (the others are purely for making money from paid-to-post sites, I don't want to turn this blog into a dirty whore :) ) My newest blog is all about how I shop to save money and is definitely worth a little gawking. Check it out HERE

Yes, free and it's chocolate. Could it get any better? Only if the chocolate bar actually popped out of your screen! It's from Mars company - the people who make M&Ms etc. Go get yours and the go back every Friday!
Click HERE

Dear Sarah Jessica Parker,
I highly doubt that you use $7 box dye to color your hair. Most likely, you pay someone to do this at a price that is probably about the same as my mortgage payment. Please stop trying to pretend that you actually let this substance touch your hair and find something else to sellout to.

Sincerely,
Crapless Life

So busy - my life is just all over the place. I'm trying to get a new job, my husband is in the midst of getting a job (fingers-crossed!) and we are still trying to sell that freaking house. (Beautiful 2 bedroom in Nebraska -a must see ;) )
But I have this great article that talks about getting around restrictions that work places on particular websites (like facebook, myspace etc.) So I thought I would share it with all those that I know love the internet. Check it out.

Access Facebook from Work